i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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