Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Randomize
