I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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