Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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