where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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