Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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