I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this will be a night to untag.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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