dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Randomize
