If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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