Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
