so that wasnt chicken after all
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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