Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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