Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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