i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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