The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
All I want is dick and wine.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Randomize
