Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Who died my cat blue again?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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