Sry I called you an 8
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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