Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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