Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My ass is underappreciated
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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