Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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