i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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