We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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