if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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