FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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