so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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