From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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