Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this just has baby written all over it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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