Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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