It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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