I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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