doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
