Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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