it was like eating out sand paper
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
