And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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