i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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