i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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