Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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