Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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