i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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