Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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