I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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