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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die

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(651): View more from Minnesota

theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

(651): View more from Minnesota

nevermind its newpaper

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(813): View more from Florida

you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table

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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.

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(708): View more from Illinois

It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.

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(408): View more from California

I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.

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