69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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