your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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