Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Randomize
