I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you win again, gameday.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
