they need to just BURY HIM!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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