apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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