Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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