i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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