I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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