HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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