I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Oh god it's open bar.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize