girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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