He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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